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The Oil Crisis is Hitting Alberta Exceptionally Hard
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My friend in Edmonton just received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Calgary CEO's are now playing miniature golf
Husky Energy laid off 5 Senators.
"They're crooks anyway"
Mormons are now just getting by with only one wife.
Alberta’s McDonalds’ are now selling a 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from Alberta.
Formerly rich parents in Calgary are now firing their nannies and are busy learning their children’s names.
"It wants to do what? I'm not ruining these implants"
A truckload of Albertans was recently caught sneaking into Mexico.
"It'll be OK! We'll blend in"
And some Albertans have already left for Yuma, Arizona, to save on heating costs and have better access to cheap booze and to find a safe way to sneak into Mexico before Trump builds his wall
That's it for this edition of Foxxfyrre's Financial News