Royal Rejections: Comeback Challenge

I play Mimi's Comeback challenge as often as I can, but I can never seem to play it straight. I twist it up and add whatever silliness I can to the mix. This week I thought it would be fun to answer the Bachelor profiles as if I was a famous Queen from history. Well most are historical Royals anyway. Besides, with Mimi Queen of Memes hosting this game, it seemed appropriate that other famous Royals should get in on the game.

Round 56

Royal Rejections

1. Let's hang it sideways in an open lot.

No Mark, my Obelisk must stand erect in the centre of my courtyard for eons to come for my subjects to honour my ascension to Godhood, not just haphazardly hung mocking man's shortcomings. Away with you, and don't let my snake bite you in the asp on the way out. -- Cleopatra Queen of Egypt

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2. A Loyal Gentleman With Good Roots

See, I knew there was a peanut under my mattress. --Catherine the Great of Russia

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3. Step up to the plate

You know that's not an appropriate thing to ask a Queen. Oh my Lord! You meant MY head. -- Mary Queen of Scots

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4. This ride ain't over yet...get on.

I'll see if Solomon 'll tally me banana. Tis daylight come, I think I'll go home. -- Queen of Sheba

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5. Five People Rolled Into One Seeks Same

But Dodi, my driver will take us. We don't need to carpool. -- Princess Dianna (I'll probably be kicked out of the Common Wealth for that one)

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6. I will need to hoo you.

How did you know my Spirit Guide is an owl. John? -- Pocahontas

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7. I'm tired of being an "Idiot Magnet."

That is because there is just no chemistry between us. Marie Curie (Queen of Physics and Chemistry)

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8. You had me at Hellno!

Hell ya I had you at Hell no. That's cuz this momma's talkin an youse doin the walking. Uhhuh! The hand now sugar, youse talkin to the hand. -- Queen Latifa

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9. Over forty victim of fate

Don't be blowing out my candle yet, there's still some legend left in me. Sir Elton John (Queen of Knights)

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10. My Boat Needs An Anchor

What is a with you sailor men? I senda one out to find India, and Christofo landa in the Americas. I finance a no more armadas. -- Queen Isabella.

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Tie-Breaker: I Gots What You Need

It was just a song, and there was no mention of Fat Bottomed Boys. Freddie Mercury (King of Queen)

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That's it for this round of Mimi's Comeback Challenge round 56: The Royal Rejection episode.