Yep, I've been away too long from the blogosphere. I've missed you all very much. There is no better way to poke my nose back in the arena than to play one of my favorite games--Dating Profile Comebacks, created by Mimi Lenox. She's a Queen you know--really!Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.
1. Birdbrain looking for a mateI'm guessing that cock will never crow!
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?Catholic School, duh!
3, A Good Woman Is Hard To FineJust put your badge away and pay the bar tab will ya!
4.Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?No, but I did find Jesus. I found him in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctionalAnd I switched the Cialis with Salt Peter--My bad
6. Does this profile make me look fat?Stop using Plenty-of-Fish and switch to eHarmony. Their questionnaires will take off 20 pounds and 10 years off your profile, guilt free, guaranteed!
7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
Did you know the square root of sixty-nine is 8 something? I see, you're not a mathematician either huh?
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That was way too much fun...Thanks Mimi
I just thought I'd share a little but of Lily's latest with you too.
Lily at the Fair
Lily and Taco
My Baby
Time just flies doesn't it.
That was way too much fun...Thanks Mimi
I just thought I'd share a little but of Lily's latest with you too.
Lily at the Fair
Lily and Taco
My BabyTime just flies doesn't it.
4 comments:
What a peaceful face.
P.S. I was so overwhelmed by that sweet little face I forgot to comment on all your hard work.
Oh, she is so adorable. I can't believe it's been nearly 3 years since she made her debut on a sonogram peace globe.
"Catholic school" cracked me up!
You've still got the humor mojo.
I hope you won't be a stranger to us this time.
I'm so glad to see you blogging!
(and thank you, Lance, for writing you)
Thanks Mimi on all counts...
No, I won't be a stranger. I've decided to make time to do the fun things no matter how busy I get!!!!
Lily is just growing way to fast that's for sure..
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Cheers!
Lilly looks so grown up!
Welcome back!
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