The Queens Meme #76 The Prissy Meme

Mimi Lenox, the Meme Queen of the Bloggosphere, addresses the Bloggiverse every week with a Royal Order to answer themed questions. The topics of each week is a guarded secret and the command will not be given until the Royal Seal has been broken. Keep in mind, ignoring the Royal command may end you up in the Dungeon of Bloggingham, and the key to the cell is always thrown away. It takes special determination to work yourself out of the dungeon, which is guarded by her Loyal Beagle named Homer.

This week, because I'm trying to gain enough attention to work my way out of solitary confinement I am playing. It is Queen's Meme #76 and it is called:

The Prissy Meme

1. What is your favourite lipstick colour and why?

Purple plum.

They're just so juicy looking.

2.  How long does it take you to get ready to go to work in the morning?

4 min 28 seconds. that gives me enough time to put a cup of water in the microwave to heat it for 32 seconds so the cup is just right. Then the coffee is ready and completely brewed. Dump the water and pour that flavourful beverage and enjoy.  After that I have all morning to think about going to work.

3. Do you have your nails professionally done? Mani? Pedi?

Reni-- allways hire a professional Otherwise, I would have to worry about the nail I bent, and the thumb nail the doctor says I'm going to lose

4. Tell us about your latest spa experience - real or imagined.
When I was 21 I got paged to bring additional towels to the men's steam room. I left completely blinded, completely embarrassed, sweaty (very hot in there), and at this point I had never ever seen man boobs. Visual still hurts.

That's why I visualise this scene from Seinfeld when ever the man boob visual pops into my mind.

5. Is there something you'd like to change about your appearance? Would you ever have cosmetic surgery?

Yes, the invisibility factor. Electronic doors just don't see me and won't open most of the time.

6. How do you take care of your skin?

SOS pads, I think they are called Jets in the States. They get anything off. And they are blue, so that's why I think I wear blue very well

7. Tell us your secrets for vibrant, shiny, healthy-looking hair.

Four simple steps.  Careful on how much eucalyptus you use, for a koala will sneak attack and diddle your leg..made that mistake. Koalas are much harder to get off you than an excited dog, for koalas do live in trees and know how to hang on to branches.
 

8.  What is your favourite fragrance?

Grande Marnier! Fresh oranges, hint of congac, touch of spice...simply heaven...Marinate in a fresh bowl of strawberries for 6 hours--orgasmic.
 

9.  Everyone has a certain color they love to wear. What is yours?

Gamma from a universally inclusive perspective, locally bright blue.

10. Do you have ink?

I do like to draw lots so...
11.  How would you describe your personal style?

Hypothetical, for they are working on a thesis as we speak.