Foxxfyrre's Financial News
The Oil Crisis is Hitting Alberta Exceptionally Hard
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My friend in Edmonton just received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Calgary CEO's are now playing miniature golf
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Husky Energy laid off 5 Senators.
"They're crooks anyway"
Mormons are now just getting by with only one wife.
Alberta’s McDonalds’ are now selling a 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from Alberta.
Formerly rich parents in Calgary are now firing their nannies and are busy learning their children’s names.
"It wants to do what? I'm not ruining these implants"
A truckload of Albertans was recently caught sneaking into Mexico.
"It'll be OK! We'll blend in"
And some Albertans have already left for Yuma, Arizona, to save on heating costs and have better access to cheap booze and to find a safe way to sneak into Mexico before Trump builds his wall
That's it for this edition of Foxxfyrre's Financial News
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2 comments:
Sneaking into Mexico will be dealt with harshly. You don't just go into Mexico without the proper paperwork and permission. It doesn't work that why when the folks of Mexico sneak over our border without permission. When that happens they go to the welfare office and sign up for benefits that are paid for my legal citizens. Don't get me started.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
I think that the next couple of years are going to bring many, many changes. The world seems to be getting "crazier" and not just on political or economic levels. I just hope that "sanity" privails.
Thanks for stopping in Sandee
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