Wednesday, January 24, 2007

I'm supposed to be a what?

Touring through the blogsphere (as usual) I saw this little 'gem' on Gem's Gem-osophy, and thought I might give it a try for myself. Seeing that I'm not a writer, but like to play a little, I thought that if I answered the Blogthing questions it would be so far off I would have to laugh at it. Well, I'm sort of laughing only because I think it scanned my blog first (the questions are just a ruse to give Blogthings scanning time). But did they have to get the personality part right. Excuse me while I warp out to my little world and watch a new epic comic on the big screen (I'll read the book later).
You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!
What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Mimi Lenox's Dating Profile Comeback Challenge Starts Today

Yes it's Comeback Challenge time again, and Mimi has put an all out call for best commedians in the Blogsphere to try out and test their wit.
Just respond to the Bachelor's profiles listed below and email your responces to Mimi at mimiwrites2005(at)yahoo(dot)com. Please respect Mimi's rules on profanity and inappropriate material for the comebacks. Good luck to all who do participate, it really is a blast to do. I will post my comebacks and winning results in another post on Tuesday.

Again Foxxfyrre the Serf and Comeback Jousting Champion (left) is out to regain his title, and is again challenging that weasly Sir Lancecannot from Solitary Views (this time Lancecannot, take it a little easier on the macho thing you had going in your comebacks last contest). I know, beer, couches, remote controls, potato chips, hockey, big-screen TVs, and an ever increasing Molson muscle (beer induced spare tire) are all Canadian male staples, but dude!, you still go Trick-or-Treating on Halloween. So where did you get so cynical?
Now that I've probably offended all Powers of the Great Malt Beverage, and may have to spend eternity somewhere hot watching nothing but Womens Beach Volleyball, I hereby send this offering to appease the 'Malt-Powers-That-Be' and giving luck to all Canucks entering Mimi's Big Challenge.

Oh, I'm so going somewhere really hot!

Bachelor's Profiles and Snippets
1. My best assets are my open mindedness and my belief that everyone is essentially good at heart. Luckily, I have no faults but I do sweat a lot when I dance.

2. I dont really know what the problem is. I tried the nice guy approach - that hasn't worked. I tried the treat you like dirt approach - that hasn't worked. I tried doing the whole ignoring you thing - that hasn't worked. I watched the movie What Women Want and you apparently still don't get it.

3. Hanky Seeks Panky!

4. I'm in the dark. Are U afraid of the dark?

5. I am quite accomplished. I invented an equation to measure happiness that multiplies the acres of your land and the number of your trees.

6. hi my name is frank and i've been lost for seven years. i lost my love seven years ago and i am thinking that its been time to look for a new love.

7. Someone Who Is Going To Get Lucky. I'm a leo, a tiger, and was born on the cusp of the 186th and 187th day of the Mayan calendar, which is a death day #4 and a deer day.

8. At first, I wasn't too keen on trying to meet someone this way then I figured this might be a really good way at meeting someone.

9. Looking for a female who shows interest. If any of this interests you drop me a massage!!!

10. I would hope the person I could hopefully be with, would be open and honest about herself as I would hopefully be about myself.

BONUS BooBoo: My ideal dream date and I would watch spinner dolphins earn their name as your panga slam-bams over glittering seas.
(I'm so there.)

Congratulations to.......
Bond from Bond's Big Leather Couch
These were the big winners from last weeks challenge. Click here to see the whole contest.
Now that I've had time to think about it, Women's Beach Volleyball.....ouch! It's soooo getting hot in here!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Frank! That writer quiz. That's you, Frank. How funny is that! I loved the beer prayer. Very funny. Thanks for the laughs today. (My word verification was ckudooz--pretty fitting, wouldn't you say?)

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