Thursday, January 15, 2009

Movie Blender

So, sue me. Somebody botched things up in the editing room. All of the current projects got mixed up due to a shipping accident from the studio to editing room. As promotional manager for Foxxfyrre Studios, I've done the best I could to patch up this mess with little time to due it. First run trailers are due tomorrow. It's not like I'm not used to all nighter's. I just hope the editor's have sorted the dailys properly.
Hmm. I only have four trailers here, there was supposed to be eight. Let's see what they've done so I can get the narrative written for the trailers. I guess, I might as well start. Run it Lola!

Trailer Narrative #1

A young married couple struggles with the pressures of looking after Gilbert's dysfunctional family. His Mother an overweight, overbearing, bedridden recluse. His brother autistic and difficult. Can they survive the pressure, or does a growing dependence on alcohol threaten their marriage in later years.

Tagline: You want a nice Merlot with your McDonnald's Ma?

Trailer Narrative #2

Meet the Janes. Three attactive young middle American ladies that made their way to New York to find fame and fortune on Broadway but to no avail. Failed relationships, intrusive mothers, and other pressures lead them to enlist to become the only women to enter training for the Navy Seals. Can they get past basic training? Will their drill instuctors break their will? Or will the power of the dolls break them first.

Tagline: Get down and give me 10

Trailer Narrative #3

Everyone's favorite cheerleader is at it again. Finally having raised enough money to enter the foreign student exchange program, Debbie and the gang make it to London. From Fish and Chips to Beefeater's -- and we don't mean the gin -- the girls tumble and split their way through Foggy Town. But they're not the only Americans in London, and after frolicking through their first full moon in England, we will see if Debbie will ever want to do it doggy style ever again!

Tagline--My what a big nose you have.

Trailer Narrative #4

The brain sucking, chest bursting Alien Queen has evaded Ripley and made her way to earth! East L.A. to be exact, and her first contact on Terra Firma is none other than our favorite pot heads Teech and Thong. Will her instincts prevail and spawn a race of predators bent on brain feasting Southern California, or will Teech and Thong just give her a good case of the munchies.

Tagline: Put down that roach, you bitch.

I wonder what editing did with the other four trailer's? I quess we'll just have to run with these.



Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You realize that your are crazy. :) Just sayin'...

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

What Bud said honey, but I love you anyway. :)

Mimi Lenox said...

That Debbie gets around, doesn't she?

Anonymous said...

I need a Riddle ASAP! i know this sounds extreamly werid but i need a riddle. Dont ask why just give me something!! thanks!

[url=]the day the earth stood still[/url]

Anonymous said...

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