Dating Profiles version 101101Alpha

Dating Profiles
Started by Mimi Lennox, still going strong with Bud Wiser, I am going to add my two cents to it. When I play this, I usually put my own spin, or theme to it. This week I think I will respond to the profiles with a little bit of Star Trek

1. Please don't judge me by my posted pic...better ones to come soon!!!

 Get a hold of yourself Chekov, you're only 21.

2. Life isn't puppies, kittens, and rainbows all the time.

But Klingon's love doggy style.

3. My goal is to get back to me over this next year.

Captain, I think we've accomplished that mission.

4. I can find the good in anyone and feel like I am open and trusting.

Resistance is futile.

5. I give great massages.

I'm a Doctor not a magician.

6. Please drop me a line if you are interested in me or my cultural background.

I am operating at normal parameters.

7. When it comes right down to it, I enjoy putting a smile on someone's face.

And yes, I'm really this big.

8. I love the outdoors and being active. Loving sports and the outdoors is a plus.

And then I'm going to ram it right up your........

9. If you are looking to someone to grow older with, look no more.

Now you know what the "Q" stands for.

10. I appreciate and find the beauty in all seasons, though autumn is my favorite.

Not me, I hate turning orange.

Effing monotones, they sure have their issues.

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That's it for this weeks Dating Profiles. Will return with Pickup Lines through the Ages.