Friday, August 10, 2007

Ever Ready???

(Just a little one I had to share.)

I'm A Doctor and a Gentleman

Dan went to see the urologist. "Don't laugh," he told the doctor.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I am a professional. In more than 20 years I've never laughed at a patient."

"OK then," Dan said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the teeniest willie the doctor had ever seen. It was smaller than an AAA battery (EhEhEh battery in Canada, Eh).

The docor started giggling, then laughing hysterically. He had to leave the examination room. Five minutes later he regained his composure and returned. "I'm sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Dan replied

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Introducing Comment Mania
But, you'll have to go to comments to find out.
***Content Warning****

3 comments:

FoxxFyrre said...

Welcome to Comment Mania
Every post I will add a game, quiz, silliness, or whatever happens to tickle me at the time. You are encouraged to play along, answer the questions/riddles in the comment section here. On my next post, I will post the answers to Comment Mania at the end of the post, and start a new round of Comment Mania in that posts comment section. Warning, subject matter may be spicy (ie, naughty, a tad dirty, but never raunchy. ;) ), but it's only for fun.

This posts topic:
Fun with Numbers
Answer the Riddles (best guesses or funny responses are encouraged!)

1.What's a 99?
2.What's a 77?
3.What's the square root of Sixty-nine?
4.What's a Sixty-nine in China?
5.What's a 68?
6.What did the angry French couple do? (Question 1 hint)
7.What is Sixty-nine in the metric scale?

Have fun, and I expect the answers Lickedy-split.

crazy working mom said...

Heh heh heh...too funny! :)

Got tagged with your meme today, so I thought since I was linking you in my post, I'd better drop over here and visit. Great blog.

gem said...

Comment mania! Now there's something different. It's three in the morning and I can't sleep, but I can't think clearly enough to answer your questions either. I'll come back and give it a go another time.

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