Wednesday, August 08, 2007

New Date Rape Drug Warning


Attention Men: The New Date Rape Drug Called "Beer"

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."


The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from "taps" and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex, once payment of an item called a tab is completed by the male.


Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with these predatory women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.


At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

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Please! Alert every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

This has been an emergency Blogcast of the Honk'n'Holl'r News NetWork, Foxxfyrre reporting....You have now been told.

"Lola, we met in a bar didn't we? Lola, didn't we....Lola?"
"Yeah, I was the waitress, you were the bartender...Remember?!!"
"Umm....There's no way to fix this one is there Honey?"
"Nope!"

5 comments:

Lizza said...

Good heavens. I usually drink alone. Am I in danger of date-raping myself?

FoxxFyrre said...

Isn't there that not-so-old addage, something about...Um...trouble remembering the addage, but it had something to do with...Um..."You can't something-something the willing." ggg

ian said...

Hehe. I've been beer-free for a few years now. It's amazing how many women keep trying to hook me up with it. Must be the curls...

Ian

FoxxFyrre said...

As a responsible hotel night manager, and long time bartender, I feel it's my civic duty to report these women's evil intentions. And yes, with curls you have to double your guard!

Frank

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