A real State of Emergency

 CONDOM EMERGENCY

The largest condom factory in the States burns down.

President Obama is awoken at 4 am by the telephone.

"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!
I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned
to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms
will be gone by the end of the week."

Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all
those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in fromMexico."

(Hmmm I guess he sleeps in his suit??)

Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with
this one. We'll be a laughing stock.  What about Canada?"

Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million
condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick.  That way, they'll
continue to respect us as Americans."

Three days later, a delighted President Obama runs out to open the
first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.

He finds five million condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, just as
requested
... all coloured with red maple leaves with small writing on each one: