Thursday, March 24, 2011

Old Chinese Proverbs


Confucius say,
 "If you are in a book store and
cannot find the book for which you
search, you are obviously in the...
 

Confucius say,
Woman pilot who flies plane upside down...
...have crack up.

Confucius say,
Illegitimate baby born in back seat of car with standard transmission grow up to be ... 
...Shifty Bastard!

Confucius say,
Man who lives in glass house... 
...should change clothes in basement.

Confucius say,
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways...
...is going to Bangkok.

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Three posts in under 24 hours, I must really have a funny bone to tickle.
TTFN 

4 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwhahahahahaha, and these are all true too.

Have a terrific day. :)

Lance said...

Hahaha - Shifty Bastard - that explains you...

FoxxFyrre said...

Thanks Sandee,
Yes there is some wisdom in those words.

FoxxFyrre said...

Lance,
uhmm, nevermind...lol

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