Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Honk'n'Holl'r Alert-Cast members are Missing

Your help is greatly required to solve this mystery!!!

Yes, it's true. Some members of the cast of the Honk'n'Holl'r have been missing and are feared kidnapped. Mugs and Sir Lancecannot have been missing in action since the beginning of April. I've included their baby pictures in order to stir someones memory if they haven't recently seen Mugs or Lancecannot


(Aren't they just adorable!)









I have recently discovered that they have been avoiding detection, and therefore don't seem to want to be found. They both have hired a not so reputable plastic surgeon to alter their appearance so that they can roam freely throughout Europe and Asia. These are a few of the sightings reported:

Mugs in Sri Lanka

Mugs in New Dehli

Sir Lancecannot in Calcutta
Apparently this surgeon has also been reported to alter their gender to further escape detection.

Mr Mugsy
and
Miss Sinead O'Connercannot

During sightings in the orient and due to their constant imbibing of beverages at many Gisha Houses,

(Mugs under the influence)
(And Lancecannot a little more than pickled)
They have apparently become quite the Manga stars and have their own comic strip.

Pokemugs
and Lance Speed Racernot
Out of desperation, I have enlisted the assistance of famous artists to do composite sketches of Mugs and Lancecannot

Modigliani

Boticelli
Mugs in Mucha
And Lancecannot in El Grecco
At last report, Mugs and Lancecannot are back in North America, and have been spotted in New York auditioning for the new line of Geico "So easy a Cavemen can do it" commercials

These are the last most recent pictures I have of Mugs and Sir Lancecannot just before they went missing as they left the Honk'n'Holl'r, but it's anyone's guess what appearance they have taken on by now.

Any assistance or information about the whereabouts of Mugs and Sir Lancecannot would be greatly appreciated. I dearly miss my friends and worry about their wellbeing. The Honk'n'Holl'r is posting a reward of one roll of arcade tokens for any information.
Thanks much, in advance.

Aside: Frank is soooooo not going to work today!!!!!
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