Six Words for you!

When compiling my See It 'n' Write It post,
I found an article in Wired Magazines November post
entitled Very Short Stories.

The first entry was from Ernest Hemmingway
For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Used

followed by another entry from William Shatner

Failed SAT. Lost Scholarship. Invented rocket.

There are many more in the article. Some are comical, some are very dark, some are political, and all are only six words in length. So me, being me, and wanting to play in everyone's sandbox, I thought I'd give it a try.

So here's my six-word-very-short-'witty'-stories. (Of couse, I've got to try to be witty)

Four Italians camping? Three come home.
--Frank Sirianni

Fastest gunfighter slowed. "Damn, I'm next."
--Frank Sirianni

I'll write more Six-Worders as I go, but instead of making a post out of them, I'll just place them in my sidebar under my profile. If I do end up writing a bunch of them I'll place them in their own post.