Comeback Challenge 55: The ECP Version (ECP= Extra Comebackulatory Perception)

Many of my blog buddies play Mimi's Dating Comeback challenge as often as they can. I've played quite often and have ended up in the top 3 almost every time. On the last Comeback Challenge, I poked a little fun at Mimi because she forgot to do a snippet for Bachelor #10. Mimi usually has 10 snippets and a tie-breaker. Me, being me decided to play on that fact and in the process coined a few new (non-literary, non-scientific) terms about the missing Bachelor. So, playing further on this, I emailed Mimi with my Comeback lines this Friday evening. Mimi doesn't post the snippets until Saturday, so now I have comeback lines before I have lines to comeback on, otherwise known as Premature Combackulation. The following is the actual email that I sent Mimi without the pictures. I added them for this post because I thought they were funny. They bear no resemblance to actual Bachelors living, or otherwise alone for eternity. No animal was hurt in the making of this post, but I can't guarantee that some Bachelor's egos will not be bruised, when the contest starts. The Bachelor's profile snippets will be added in another post when the challenge actually starts. Email to Mimi follows:

 

Hi Mimi
I'm just trying to hone my skills a little. I'm testing the waters with Preemptive Rejection aka Premature Comebackulation to develop my ECP. So the following are my comeback lines. For this to work, please do not read until you have your bachelor snippets, otherwise the results may be skewed a little and influence the results. (I'm hoping that at least a couple might be on the mark).

I just had to do this for shits'n'giggles. I guess I must be really going through CT's (Comebackulum Tremens). Ha!

 

Comeback Challenge 55
1. ????????

So you want to leave a rippling impression--there's the lake.

2. ???????

No, let me count the ways___Out!

3. ???????

[CTRL+ALT+DEL] [Rebooting] Ahhhhhhh! Now that's refreshing!

4. ????????

There's plenty of fish in a Sushi Bar too, Doesn't mean I want a roll.

5. ????????

You should be aware that I've buried all my EX's in Texas. You've been warned.

6. ???????

I took eight years of Ballet, now watch me split!

7. ???????

If you see Kay,
Oh,
If,
If.

8. ???????

With a line like that, you should be good at baiting. So go for your Masters.

9. ??????

Ok, I'll bite---Literally.

10. ?????

"Off with his head!" Ummm. Sorry, just had a past life regression memory there. You were saying?

Tie Breaker
?????????????

My favorite song was called, "All by Myself." Get it?

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That's it for the ECP version of Mimi's Comeback Challenge, so stay tuned this coming Wednesday for the result.

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Here's a couple more cat pictures that I received recently for you to enjoy.

TTFN

Boy, am I in the dungeon now!!!