On the Sixth Blogging Day of Christmas my true love said to me, "What the hell are you doing to the computer now?"
"Uhmmm."
"And where did you get that piece of crap."
"What, this classic reel to reel recorder?"
"Yes, and quit dodging Frank."
"I got it at Radio Shack. It's really a classic piece and I need it to hook up to my computer."
"No, you don't need it, you just want it. Why?"
"I'm trying to get WTIT Tape radio working. I've tried everything to get the station working--ipods, satelite radio reciever, my old crystal radio I made in High School, heck, I even tried using Mom and Dad's old shortwave radio and nothing seems to work. So I thought WTIT being a Tape Radio station might need a good tape recorder to work properly."
"And how much did this classic junk set us back."
"It was on sale."
"Oh, that's so much different Frank. How much?"
"Only eight hundred, but it's a classic and I've always needed one."
"With all the music you and the kids have haurded on your computer and saved on all these CDs, you need an old reel to reel to...let's see...record the one song that WTIT features daily using bestaudiocodes. Why didn't you go buy an old eight track car deck player too, that way you could make it portable too."
"You can't buy blank tapes anymore. And what do you mean the one song, WTIT is a radio station."
"It's a blog."
"Yeah, and a radio station."
"Look. Click here. Now go down. See the name Mimi has for the link to WTIT."
"Yes."
"What's it say?"
"Bud Weiser's Silent Radio Station WTIT....Oh. But that's Mimi teasing Bud."
"No, that's Mimi being quite a bit smarter than Frank is right now."
"But."
"No, buts. Take it back."
"It's a collector's item though."
"And you're an antique, but eBay's not interested."
"Lola."
"Well."
"Do you think...."
"No, just take it back. The last classic piece you bought on a whim is where?"
"Okay, point taken. Still love me?"
"Yes, and your collection of 'left-handed nails' you had bronzed."
Five Fungi Thinking
Four I am Woman, See Me Blog
Three Pregnant Pauses
Two Mimi Writes
And a Gem-osophy once known as "Staircase Wit"
Three Pregnant Pauses
Two Mimi Writes
And a Gem-osophy once known as "Staircase Wit"
13 comments:
Just WAY too funny. I wrote a blog once about a new DJ telling his wife he was off to tape at Bud's. She asked, "What is ripped and how many people need to tape it?"
Merry Christmas, my friend!
Bus
Absolutely hysterical.
You are outdoing yourself, Frank. Each one gets better and better. Love the artwork, too. Only six more to go! (I'm dying to know who is on the hot seat next.)
Hi Everyone
I'm glad you're liking the twelve days series. I'm really reserving commenting cus I have a plan for the Thirteenth day of Christmas. Just hope it doesn't take me till Ukranian Christmas to get it all done. Calendar schmalendar! The spirit of C-day should be every day--yes!
Frank
It's a hit, Frank. A definite hit.
Peace and love,
Mims
Merry Christmas, Frank! I hope you and your family have a wonderful, restful holiday. I hope you get a little time off from the old Honk 'n' Holl'r,too. Just a little down time and family time--with your growing family.
Frank,
Hope you & your family had a wonderful Christmas! These are great posts on the Days of Christmas. I see that I'm lucky number 7...look forward to reading it! I'm technically on a blog vacation until Jan. 1st, but couldn't resist commenting...
Robin
Happy New Year!
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